love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
