I cannot find my penis.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I would ride that face into the sunset
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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