There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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