nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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