You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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