mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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