But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I think a kid would responsible me up
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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