she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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