do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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