Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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