:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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