Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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