Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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