with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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