Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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