Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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