If that was your dad, he is hot
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Dick very happy bro
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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