Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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