yo everyone went to the hospital last night
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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