You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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