I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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