are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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