I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
