Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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