I'm going to jail i love you
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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