You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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