But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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