just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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