Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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