You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
