i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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