remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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