is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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