just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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