I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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