When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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