It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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