My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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