okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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