using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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