so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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