The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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