There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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