she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
