shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
These tits shall not be calmed
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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