Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
