I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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