Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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