dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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