You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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