I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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