her vagine was all disorganized.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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