I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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