dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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