bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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