Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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