So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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